You know you are 9 months pregnant when.... lol

You know you are 9 months pregnant when....

• when your arms have mysteriously gotten shorter...(I can't even wipe with one swoop anymore?)



• You and Daisy Duck have the same stride...(it's like being on a ship when I walk...things sway from side to side)



• when you randomly let out a yelp because the baby jabbed you in the bladder/belly button/cervix/etc....(I was yelping throughout our



• when you sleep in the bathroom, lol



• when your belly sits on your legs ;)



• when u need a crane to get out of bed in the morning!!



• when the only person you shave for anymore is the doctor



• when you sneeze and pee your pants



• when every commercial on tv makes you hungry



• when u have to fully wake up in the middle of the night to readjust to get comfy and the only thing you hear is "are you ok? is it time?"



• when anything and everything you eat or think about eating gives you heartburn!!



• When in bed, rolling over on to your other side is a 5 step process.



• when Bending over makes you fart, grunt, or throw up in your mouth a little



• When you purposely avoid looking in the mirror because you find yourself frightening !



• When yoga pants and flip flops become "business casual".



• when you get out of the shower and have to have your hubby help you on with your panties and jeans..



• When you can't seem to finish a sentence for losing your train of thought.



• When all you want to do is sleep and you can't.



• When all your sneakers are pre-tied (as in you never untie them, just kick them off). When



• when walking to your car leaves you out of breath. When you have to sit down IMMEDIATELY after going up a flight of stairs or risk passing out.



• When anything on the floor has the right to stay there til someone picks it up for you. If I can't pick it up with my toes, it stays!!!



• When people ask how much longer and you can tell them in days!! Not weeks, not months, but days!!!!



• When EVERY person you see asks how much longer because it is obvious that it isn't long :)



• when your feet are swollen u wonder if u will have ankles again!!!



• when u have stretchmarks on ua belly n it loooks like a topographical map!!lol



• When you have to hold one side of your underwear down like a sling shot to put them on and hope the other side pops up with it.



• When an outfit you wore a few days ago no longer fits



• When you tell your husband he is being insensitive while driving because he isnt avoiding potholes or railroad tracks



• When you drop something and all you can do is just stare at it..like it'll magically pick itself up.



• When you try to walk between 2 tables at a restaurant only to get stuck between the chairs



• When you have to turn sideways to get things out of your kitchen cabinets.



• When you have forgotten what your crotch looks like.



• when you laugh & cry reading these posts



• when you feel bad about all the bad things you did to your mom and hope your child will be different



• when your SO points out new stretch marks that you can't even see



• When you spend 8 months praying there is no blood on the toilet paper & the 9th month praying there is (come on mucus plug!!!)



• when people start asking you, "did you have the baby yet?" and you're thinking, "YOU MEAN I'M STILL GOING TO LOOK LIKE THIS WHEN THE CREATURE IS OUT OF ME???"



• when you dread going to the Dr because of fear of hearing him say...'see you next week'...
  When it feels like you're walking like John Wayne with a bowling ball between your legs!



• When you use your belly as a place to put your plate.



• when you feel you gonna die of heat, while everyone else is freezing.



• When you cry because your husband doesn't eat white rice



• when Your back hurts from standing, then it hurts from sitting and all you want to do is float in the tub all day long



• When you wish you could just skip dinner altogether and head straight for dessert!



• When you realize after trying to squeeze through a narrow opening that you are actually skinnier side to side as opposed to front to back.



• When you have to adopt sumo wrestler pose in the shower in order to reach all the important parts (and even then it's a struggle!)
• when its 75 degrees outside and you still have to have the A/C running constantly in the house!!